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幽默英語笑話:一名老師

時(shí)間:2017-04-15 我要投稿


  A Teacher
  一名老師


  A teacher was given a ticket for driving through a red light. When she appeared in traffic court, she asked the judge for immediate attention to her case as she was due to be back in class.
  一名教師因?yàn)殛J紅燈被開罰單。她到了交通法庭后,要求法官先處理她的案子,因?yàn)樗s回去上課。

  The judge looked at her sternly and said,"So, you’re a school teacher? I am about ambition. You sit down at that table over there and write'I went through a red light'500 times!"
  法官嚴(yán)厲地看著她說:“你是老師啊,那我終于可以實(shí)現(xiàn)我這輩子的愿望了。你坐到桌子那邊去,寫500遍‘我闖紅燈了’!”(幼兒教育


  詞義解析:

  1.ticket:交通罰款單
  2.court:法庭
  3.judge:法官
  4.immediate:立即的
  5.sternly:嚴(yán)厲地
  6.ambition:志向